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A Basenji waits for assistance from Window 3

PUBLIC NOTICE BOARD

This board contains current notices from across the project, including breeds awaiting review, disputed findings, upcoming dossier releases, departmental updates, staffing needs, Classified Ads, scheduling matters, and other information someone determined the public should probably know.

Items may be added, revised, cleared, postponed, relocated, or quietly removed when nobody is looking.

If a Breed File has been marked CASE PENDING, CLOSED OR CLEARED, 
check here for the issue currently under review and to find which department has inherited the problem.
If you are waiting on Window 3...
So are we.

DOG DECLASSIFIED remains a relatively small operation, and personnel are routinely assigned to multiple departments. Window 3 is therefore experiencing extended processing times while additional help is sought.
We appreciate your patience.
The dogs have expressed no such patience.

Breed Cases Pending

Breed Cases

CLEARED or CLOSED

Absence from Pending Cases should not be interpreted as innocence, clearance, good standing, or evidence that your favored breed has never done anything suspicious.
New claims, questionable histories, conflicting records, and other matters requiring unnecessary amounts of paperwork surface regularly. Declassification is ongoing.
Several subjects currently believed to be minding their own business are already attracting departmental attention.
French Bulldog, we’re looking at you.
Have a breed rumor, disputed claim, suspicious origin story, or something everybody knows that perhaps nobody has actually checked?
Report it to Window 3.
All allegations will be treated with the appropriate level of seriousness, skepticism, and processing delay.

Notice from Window 3

An Afghan Hound and a Lhasa Apso wait for assistance from Window 3

FILES IN D.O.G. STATUS
=Declassification OnGoing
Breed dossiers currently moving through the declassification process, pending release.

DSF-140
DANISH SWEDISH FARM DOG
STATUS: B-09
Acronym Saturation Event
Researcher 14-B was involved. Continued…
BABEL PROCESSING ALERT!: B-09
Public release of this Breed File has been temporarily suspended following discovery of several pages attributed to a DDCA researcher known for unusually dense terminology and excessive acronym construction.
Expected Release: PENDING

KUV-026
KUVASZ
STATUS: V-05
Verification Pending
Original observations exist, but modern fact-checking or corroboration has not been completed.
PUBLIC RELEASE: Q3 2027

SKP-171
SCHIPPERKE
STATUS: L-03
Source Material Incomplete
Pages 2–4 and 33-34 recovered. Pages 6-10 has coffee stains and a shoe print. They have been re-routed to an outside source for Aqueous Treatment.
EXPECTED RELEASE: OCTOBER 23, 2026

XOL-087
XOLOITCUINTLE
STATUS: I-07
Identification DIspute
SCRIBE assistance has been requested. Records contain inconsistent breed names. It’s possible name was misspelled multiple times during records transfer.
EXPECTED RELEASE: PENDING SCRIBE REVIEW

ABL-093
AMERICAN BULLY
STATUS: H-02
Post-Archive Breed Development
Breed development and recognition occurred largely outside the useful DDCA research window. Modern supplemental research is being assembled before release.
PUBLIC RELEASE: OCTOBER 14, 2026

AKP-041
AUSTRALIAN KELPIE
STATUS: L-04
Reconstruction Required
Enough material survived to establish that a file existed, but not enough survived to release it responsibly.
Expected Release: Q2 2027

AUT-069
AUSTRALIAN TERRIER
STATUS: B-08
BABEL Intervention Required
Surviving material is linguistically hostile. Translation personnel have been dispatched.
Expected Release: January 4, 2027

BIE-011
BIEWER TERRIER
STATUS: H-01 / H-02
Historical Access Limitation
Available evidence suggests DDCA researchers did not obtain an adequate subject sample before archival operations ended. File presently being supplemented from modern sources.
Expected Release: Q4 2026

CBS-049
CLUMBER SPANIEL
STATUS: S-06
Subject Sample Limited
Three DDCA observations have been recovered. Two concern the same dog. The third may concern somebody’s lunch. Verification continues.
Expected Release: Q1 2027

CCR-110
CURLY COATED RETRIEVER
STATUS: L-03
Source Material Incomplete
Pages 1–8 and 14–21 recovered. Pages 9–13 remain unaccounted for. Unfortunately, those appear to have contained the findings.
Expected Release: Q1 2027

Window 3. The cases are here. That is all we can confirm at this time.

SEEKING: Additional human staff.
Must be comfortable performing duties assigned to three separate departments.
This is not temporary.

FOR SALE: Slightly damaged office chair.
Damage described by DIGGER DEPT. as “investigative.”

NOTICE: The biscuit jar in FEED Dept is not an employee benefit.
This notice applies primarily to Phineas.

DOG DECLASSIFIED CLASSIFIEDS
Current Openings & Other Matters of Questionable Urgency

OPEN POSITIONS • INTERNAL NOTICES • LOST & FOUND • SERVICES • MISC.



HELP WANTED: Coonhound — SNIFFER DEPT/TRACER DEPT
Must possess working nose. Personal agenda tolerated.

HELP WANTED: Border Collie — FIND DEPT/STAMP DEPT
We need someone who notices things.
Apparently, a lot of things.

LOST: Three red pens. Last seen in SCRIBE.
Zoey has denied involvement without being questioned.

FOUND: Vintage Orange Crush tennis ball in Evidence Storage.
Griffin has filed a claim.

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